Settle the chat. Share the verdict.
Upload the screenshots and ChatVerdict turns your group-chat argument into a sharp, funny court ruling built to be shared.
Three free rulings every day. No app-store detour.
The court’s standing promises
3 free rulings
Every day, with no card required
Built to share
Every decision becomes a ruling card
No fake certainty
Comedic judgment, never legal advice
Exhibit A to final judgment
A complete case in three moves.
Less time relitigating the same messages. More time posting the ruling and watching the reactions arrive.
- 1
Upload the evidence
Drop in screenshots from the argument. ChatVerdict reads the exchange and organizes the facts without making you retype the drama.
- 2
Receive a formal ruling
Get a case name, findings of fact, a dry judicial opinion, and a decisive stamp: guilty, acquitted, or both of you are wrong.
Case name
Jake v. The Last Slice
Possible judgment
Both of you are wrong
- 3
Return it to the chat
Share a polished ruling card straight back to the group so everyone can read the decision—and the losing side can appeal.
Court fees
Free to rule. Pay to escalate.
Start every dispute for free, buy a one-off appeal, or keep the entire group’s record on file.
Daily Docket
For everyday disputes
$0
- Three rulings per day
- Shareable court-style cards
- No credit card required
One-time escalation
Higher Court Appeal
$0.99
Ask a harsher, funnier judge to reconsider the record. One appeal, one fresh ruling.
Group Court
The ongoing judicial record your friend group absolutely does not need—but will check constantly.
$4.99/month
- Running rap sheet for every friend
- Judge personas with distinct energy
- Group case history
- Shareable branded rulings
Questions from the gallery
Before you submit evidence
The honorable AI is waiting
Stop arguing in circles. Enter the evidence.
Your first three rulings today are free. The group chat can handle the truth.
Get your verdict